This year I plan to focus on more meal-oriented recipes, but before I do, I’m going to start out with a dessert recipe that really steals your attention: Caramel Comatose Thunder Brownies (made with real canned thunder!—kidding). If desserts were people, this one would be Chuck Norris.
Here are a few things Chuck Norris and these “brownies” have in common:
- You don’t find them, they find you.
- Both can kill you with a simple stare.
- Under their ‘beard’ lies another fist.
- They’re both rugged at first, but are sweet once you get to know them (or so they say).
- And so on and so forth…
In other words, make sure you’re wearing your big boy pants before digging in. On a more serious note, this dessert was born from my curiosity to play with opposites.
I wanted something that was chewy but crunchy, sweet but salty. After throwing a few ideas around and creating a few sketches, I decided on a brownie mixture that included caramel, extra chocolate, pretzels, and marshmallows.
The pretzels are my favorite part of this dessert and provide an awesome opposing crunch to an otherwise chewy dessert. To quote a health-conscious in-law, the pretzel “really seals the deal.” They also offset the sweetness with some a satisfying amount of salt.
A few tips for preparing this recipe, especially if you’re new to working with homemade caramel:
- Allow the brownies to cool to near room temperature before adding pretzels and caramel on top. This keeps them from sweating and becoming too gooey once the caramel is added.
- Cook the caramel until it reaches softball stage (~230°F to 235°F), where it turns a rich amber brown and produces thick bubbles. When placed in cold tap water, it can be kneaded into a ball that will slowly flatten back out when placed on the cupboard.
- If using a nuker (much more fun to say than microwave), melt your chocolate in 30-second intervals, stirring between each one. When most of the chocolate is melted, pull it out and stir the chocolate until the rest of it melts. Overcooking the chocolate causes it to flake and crumble.
That’s it! I hope you enjoy this recipe as much as I have. A special thanks to my coworkers & friends who were forced under fork-point to be my Guinea pigs and eat these a couple of times before finalizing the recipe. I’m sure they hated every minute of it…































Good grief, these look amazing!
Wow! I better not even try these because I know I’d eat the whole pan. Yum!